THE RICH JERK SUCKS!

I'm richer and I'm more of a jerk than he'll ever be. But there's another difference. The Rich Jerk will hard-sell you into buying his crappy materials and BS system that will never work for you. Why? Because making money HIS way is a lot of work and you and I both know that your work ethic is, well nonexistent. You need a way to make MILLIONS with absolutely no effort, talent or intelligence.

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Can a Company Sue Itself? Quiznos Says Yes!

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[Pictured, Left, Quiznos Spokesman Bob at Press Conference]

DENVER In what legal analysts are calling unprecedented in the history of litigation, Quiznos Corporation has sued itself, claiming that it has done “irreparable harm to the Quiznos brand” and has “consistently failed to promote in such a manner as will not detract from or do damage to the reputation of Quiznos in the markeplace and the goodwill associated with the Quiznos name and trademarks.” The court filing included a request for an emergency injunction to prevent the Denver-based sandwich chain from “doing any more harm to itself and others.”
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KFC Promo Uses Moon as a Billboard

According to a story on the blog Franworst, KFC Corp. is following up on its 84,500 square-foot Colonel Sanders image in the AZ desert, KFC Corp. is beaming it's logo onto the moon, declaring itself the "First Ad on the Moon!"

READ the story on FRANWORST.COM.

When you're rich like me and the Colonel, you can beam your face on the moon too!

Building Wealth Quickly & Easily

Building wealth is easy once you know the secret, and the secret is easy once you understand the principles of wealth-building. Wealth building is all about getting rich. My friend the rich jerk will tell you that investing in Get Rich Quick schemes are in fact the fastest way to wealth building, and I concur. In fact, that is one of my wealth-building secrets that The Rich Jerk made off with when he absconded with my seminar materials at the airport. But he didn't get all the welath building secrets, and that's why he's The Rich Jerk, and not The Richer Jerk or anywhere near the level of wealth and jerkiness attained by me, the richest jerk there is.

Welcome to the Richest Jerk

Welcome to the Richest Jerk. You may have heard of this guy calling himself The Rich Jerk. That's what he calls himself: The Rich Jerk. He claims to be rich. and he's clearly a jerk. Believe me, if you want to build wealth and get rich, why listen to the rich jerk when I am the richer jerk. I am the richest jerk. A lot richer. And a whole lot jerkier. I will teach you how to build wealth and Get Rich Quick! Much Better than The Rich Jerk.